RAT, RATISTHAN, RATOLOGY
Sarcasm
has been my second language since high schools and of late I’ve decided to up
the ante, move to the next level and pour my freewheeling sarcasm to the
chalice of blogosphere. Well, as my blog indicates, this piece of writing, as
always, is my random rumblings and I may be able to edit them sometime down the
line and be the Jeffrey archer of tomorrow, touchwood.
The following is a
travesty or caricature of real events which are happening around me and
obviously I’ve spiced up a little by virtue of certain hyperbole or
exaggeratory statements or understatements. The incidents have a striking
semblance to persons and events and my intention is not to hurt anyone but to
provide the reader with some moments of laughter. Also, some readers
might not understand what is going on around here. Don’t worry life is quite
bizarre; you may not comprehend everything in the world.
How many of you
have watched the (in) glorious movie Borat? I’ve watched it and
thoroughly enjoyed the antics of Borat Sagyadev even though he is stepping over
the line and irksome at times. I was pondering on the movie incidents and
trying to relate them with the antics of a shoddy little kingdom which could be
aptly termed as a microcosm of Borat's Kazakhstan. I’m calling it RATISTHAN and
the movie character Borat becomes RAT the Champ. Well, words in my dictionary
won’t be sufficed to describe the persona of Rat the Champ. However, it would
be an injustice if I won’t scribble a few things about this galactic lunatic.
He is noted for his ‘6 rings’ which he wears around his collar (forgive him
Roxanne if they are yours) and he won’t put any controls in place to control
his mouth.
More coming on RAT
and his murine clan and activities!!!! Stay put